Why I like taking out the trash

I mean, I don’t really, but it’s better than most chores, because you get this amazing sense of satisfaction: once it goes down the trash chute, you never have to worry about it anymore! It’s also why I like answering emails sometimes: you can just obliterate them when you’re done! The problem is entirely over.

That’s how I used to work in grade school, too: I get homework, I get it done, then I don’t worry about it ever again. Course, now I’m a slacker like everyone else. Do you know what I mean, though- how satisfying it is to get something absolutely taken care of? It’s great!

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