This cracks me up for a couple of reasons:
1. It’s not even anywhere near Christmas
2. Santa Claus is “de kerstman” (because Christmas is “kerstmis”)
3. “Beltoon” = ringtone
4. “Drink de kerstman onder tafel” sounds funny, even if you don’t know it means “drink Santa Claus under the table”
5. “Nogg” with two g’s.