Gross/Not-gross?

1. Two friends, with whom I interact on a regular basis (although independently of each other), are loud eaters. Arrgghh!

2. I spit on the ground sometimes while I’m riding my bike. And I blow snot rockets out my nose.

Now, #2 is much grosser than #1. But nobody has to put up with me expelling bodily fluids onto the pavement. And have you ever ridden a bike in cold weather? I swear, all the moisture in your body condenses in your nostrils. So I’d say it’s justified.

This has been gross/not-gross! What do YOU do that’s gross?


Comments:

Julie -

I laughed for like 5 minutes after reading the second part of #2. No, I’m still laughing. I mean, that’s gross, but you said “snot rockets.” LOL.



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