On election day, I have this to say:

Calm down. If Obama wins, don’t get all bitchy.

Hey, I saw that! Your smile! It got all smug! This applies to you too, Democrats!

I figured one nice thing about Obama would be that maybe if he runs, or wins, half the country wouldn’t hate the other half of the country. Well, I don’t know how that’s turning out. But please, no matter how this all goes, no matter who you support, take a lesson from grade school (one that I had just as hard a time learning than you, I assure you) and win and lose gracefully.

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