Animal rights protesters are pansies

Kicking and screaming about foie gras? Wusses. Making a fuss about battery-farmed chickens? Lame. See, REAL badass animal rights activists protest against Ortolan Buntings.

(humor aside, ewww. I’m no animals-have-feelings-too kind of hippie, and I’m all for innovative food, and these birds probably still suffer less than battery chickens, but ewww! That is like something out of a horror movie. That is The-Cook-The-Thief-His-Wife-and-Her-Lover-esque cruelty. I mean, it’s cruel even if animals don’t have feelings too.)

Also, this is not a joke.

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